February 2012
10 posts
10:45 AM
i just got a new monitor
its 23 inches
my gchatting is being projected everywhere
i feel like i need sunglasses
1:07 PM
http://jezebel.com/5885985/four-words-downton-abbey-paper-dolls
2:13 PM
Do you have this type of friend on Facebook: Someone that you’ve only ever known on a vague peripheral that you really should unfriend, but their life is just such a trainwreck of white trash goodness you can’t bring yourself to do it because then you won’t be able to stalk them anymore? I just found out mine is pregnant!!!
10:34 AM
you can “like” things on linked in?
8:14 AM
just tried to open the elevator by clicking the “unlock” button on my car keys
10:15 AM
OOHHHHH
I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY
11:24 AM
OMG
im so behind on the bachelor
11:00 AM
i think you should know
your head and shoulders is expired
2:32 PM
can you embroider my face on a pillow?
2:22 PM
and yes, margaret sent me a picture of a grinning potato
January 2012
26 posts
5:06 PM
O my god! Mary’s face when cousin Matthew came in during the concert! And is Daisy starting to love William? And Irish communist? Sybil is such a free spirit!
11:05 AM
that stuff we thought was cheese… it was raw bass
think about that
11:08 AM
i drunkenly played boogle on my phone the whole way home
with one eye opened
3:16 PM
omg
there is a weird lesbian musical http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR4zXRdh73I
are you watching it
10:04 AM
when i dropped of my laundry this morning the woman in there gave me an orange and chocolate
you should probably go
7:57 AM
hi
can i tell you about all of my weird dreams?
3:51 PM
why did molly shannon do that superstar movie?
3:57 PM
getting pretty fucking sick of other dudes’ hot girlfriends
11:05 AM
my google ads are about heidegger rn
makes me feel much better than when they were like “still single? read these tips on how to keep a man”
4:55 PM
you’ve seen shit girls say, right?
10:03 AM
yeah also trying to think of a haiku about bbq so i can win this contest and get bbq
10:58 AM
amanda just told me she started watching felicity
and that she thinks i look like ben
10:50 AM
made me think of you
and then my dad
in that order.
11:26 AM
brb i have to go add some prints of newt gingrich to a portfolio
11:22 AM
neil young money
3:44 PM
i don’t know why i get nordstrom emails
i want plenty of things from them
but can never afford them
i just go to nordstrom rack, find the smallest mens shoes i can, and touch them.
9:44 AM
“skinny pant in jersey” means leggings, right?
12:37 PM
these grapes are surprisingly satisfying for being out of season
fucking burst in your mouth shit
4:36 PM
can we put lights on something else?
haa
a valentines bush?
1:32 PM
david gray this years love
great song
always reminds me of joey & pacey
3:31 PM
dude make sure you get really attractive roommates specifically so that when i visit i can sleep with them
this meatloaf im eating is new
open face with sliced onion and avo on top bit of a1 sauce bomb.
8:39 AM
mercury aint in no retrograde
10:39 AM
we had a ton of power shortages for a while, and they were asking me how it was affecting my work
i was like, sometimes, i just have to go to bed early
11:12 AM
just put chili in my crock pot
it should be good
accidentally put cinnamon in it
11:52 AM
my computer keeps saying
congratulations you’ve won!
10:37 AM
someone put on the dmb pandora
you would love it
December 2011
4 posts
8:58 AM
(ps. on our way in to baltimore, we were driving by blocks of abandoned buildings and the first non-abandoned one was a bar called “cocky joe’s” then a chinese place called, i shit you not, “ho’s.” majestic fucking city, let me tell you.)
10:15 AM
but, my second option is to go to nicaragua and teach surf lessons
but, I haven’t heard back from the guy about the logistics
11:49 AM
why is dude where’s my car a movie
10:12 AM
someone in my office just asked what bukkake is
November 2011
18 posts
4:23 PM
apparently i hiccuped all the time when i was in the womb
8:48 PM
montclair has a magazine?
12:30 PM
this has not been updated since 1996 http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
2:15 PM
i wanna godparent the shit out of a kid named pegasus
5:35 PM
i am SO excited for twilight though
3:44 PM
ps netflix suggests you watch prison wives
10:18 AM
have you seen that episode of 30 rock were kenneth volunteers at an animal shelter? and names all the dogs bandit it’s so sad
10:48 AM
http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/21146726 i could do this for hours
9:28 AM
to the brunette plus sized model with the flat ass that i’ve seen in not one but two of the websites where i shop: two can play this game. watch your back.
1:22 PM
I feel like I’m doing a walk of shame in my bean boots Fucking 70 degrees outside